U KNO UR COMP IS GETTING SLOW WHEN.......
1. u clik the refresh button, go pour a soda, and its still loading the web page
2. after realizing that its reached another record of slowness, u go to restart the thing, and it freezes on u. (this is followed by smacking,punching, basically whatever makes you feel satisfied to let out your anger)
3. double click internet explorer, sign onto AIM, say hi to everyone u want to, explain ur day to one of them, then finally the home page has loaded
4. u hear the words "web site found...... connecting" in ur sleep
5. everytime u restart ur computer, u have to hit control-alt-delete and exit out of the 15 unnecessary programs running on ur comp to make it faster
6. u frequently get notifications from your computer telling you that Drive C is completely full of data and things must be deleted if u want your comp to continue running properly.
7. u r ready to kill after going to every website because the 5 popup ads that appear after reaching each one take 3 min to load extending the time until you can exit them to make sure your not exiting a part of ur website and finally allowing u to view your page
8. tho the comp doesnt put the letters on the screen, u continue typing, 3 seconds later to notice the sentence u jus wrote has magically appeared all at once
9. a trip to the "Saved Internet Files" is in order about every ten times you go online so that u can clear out all of the crap your crappy computer has saved so that you have room on drive c for your crappy comp to function properly
10. last but certainly not least, your about ready to kill the people who started the dang popup ads that ask you "is your computer slow" cuz they once again remind you of this and all the things on this list come flooding to your head
so as you can c i am a victim of these things. its so flippin annoying cuz my parents wont do anything bout it cuz they never use the comp at home and realize its retardedness, cuz they have speedy quik comps at work. o well ill live wit. o and lily, i proved you wrong! ha! only three days. aight well i g2g to bed so im not completely tired tomorrow. ttyl skata
1. u clik the refresh button, go pour a soda, and its still loading the web page
2. after realizing that its reached another record of slowness, u go to restart the thing, and it freezes on u. (this is followed by smacking,punching, basically whatever makes you feel satisfied to let out your anger)
3. double click internet explorer, sign onto AIM, say hi to everyone u want to, explain ur day to one of them, then finally the home page has loaded
4. u hear the words "web site found...... connecting" in ur sleep
5. everytime u restart ur computer, u have to hit control-alt-delete and exit out of the 15 unnecessary programs running on ur comp to make it faster
6. u frequently get notifications from your computer telling you that Drive C is completely full of data and things must be deleted if u want your comp to continue running properly.
7. u r ready to kill after going to every website because the 5 popup ads that appear after reaching each one take 3 min to load extending the time until you can exit them to make sure your not exiting a part of ur website and finally allowing u to view your page
8. tho the comp doesnt put the letters on the screen, u continue typing, 3 seconds later to notice the sentence u jus wrote has magically appeared all at once
9. a trip to the "Saved Internet Files" is in order about every ten times you go online so that u can clear out all of the crap your crappy computer has saved so that you have room on drive c for your crappy comp to function properly
10. last but certainly not least, your about ready to kill the people who started the dang popup ads that ask you "is your computer slow" cuz they once again remind you of this and all the things on this list come flooding to your head
so as you can c i am a victim of these things. its so flippin annoying cuz my parents wont do anything bout it cuz they never use the comp at home and realize its retardedness, cuz they have speedy quik comps at work. o well ill live wit. o and lily, i proved you wrong! ha! only three days. aight well i g2g to bed so im not completely tired tomorrow. ttyl skata