ok so im updating and i would update more often, cept that ive been tryna think of a good list and i jus cant so when one comes to me then ill use it. but
- u kno u might be a redneck if u work with your shirt off and so does ur husband
- u kno u might be a redneck when the sign on ur mail box reads "male" and finally in the eleventh grade u realize that the m should be capitalized
- u kno u might be a redneck if ur nipple gets bitten off by a beaver (this has actually happened)
- u kno u might be a redneck if u open a can of beer during the eulogy in a funeral

ok so i stole these from the blue collar comedian tour and i would have put more but i cant remember haha. some of them were hilarious tho. ok so heres and update on everything else...... ok im done. there has been like nothin goin on cept marching started up (this is why i havent posted) but other than that, nothin. there i posted, happy? haha ill try and think of a list.......